10km of dreams!

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I hope you’re sat down for this, on Sunday we went for a 10km jog. I know. I’ve lost my mind. No medal, no t-shirt, not for charity. We just went out and did it. Joe and Simon too. We are just a family of absolute nutters. Our running routes on the canal are quite … Continue reading 10km of dreams!

#figleavesforgem

There’s something elating about getting up early on a Saturday Morning. Said no chubby runner EVER. What is elating though is running with dinosaur pants on, wearing a Hygge band to bring more attention to your egg shaped fivehead and wearing a bright yellow jacket. Why I need to be seen and reflect all the … Continue reading #figleavesforgem

BOOBIES! The difficulty of getting a sports bra correct!

Bazumbas. Jubilees. Nunga Nungas. Baby Feeders. Tattas. Boobies. Fiery Biscuits. Melons. Fried Eggs. Danny DeVito’s or the Mitchel Brothers. Whether they are small, large, up near our chin or near our ankles - all us ladies have them and the majority of us have names for them. Just so you know, mine are my fiery … Continue reading BOOBIES! The difficulty of getting a sports bra correct!

BREAKING NEWS! I contracted Man Flu!!

Joe had this terrible illness last week. He was actually dying. His nose fell off, his bones had withered, he had lost all sight and his lungs had become home to tiny sharks who were chewing and biting his throat, causing him to cough his way through his slumber. Unfortunately, he passed this terrible illness … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS! I contracted Man Flu!!